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12:00am April 15, 2014

heart-filled-with-hope:

If you’re battling a mental illness and didn’t want to wake up this morning but did anyways, you’re a motherfucking badass. Because living with a mental illness is hard and I’m damn proud of you for still being here and fighting. You’re metal as hell and tough as nails. So keep on fighting, you kickass Viking warrior. You can win this.

12:00am April 15, 2014
saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

11:59pm April 14, 2014

destinysfetus:

pre-installed apps you don’t use and can’t delete 

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11:59pm April 14, 2014

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

11:58pm April 14, 2014

hunteroflove:

D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE VASE

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11:57pm April 14, 2014
tigerchild18:

I love louise 

tigerchild18:

I love louise 

11:29pm April 14, 2014

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

11:28pm April 14, 2014
toastdurr:

toastdurr:

11:28pm April 14, 2014

ducksaysspooky:

"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.

11:27pm April 14, 2014
11:27pm April 14, 2014
11:27pm April 14, 2014

lukeisherenow:

therealxtina:

the true gay icons

ive been waiting for these gifs together in one set my whole life

11:26pm April 14, 2014

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

11:26pm April 14, 2014
garbagechansan:

Cards Against Humanity is the only thing that gets me

garbagechansan:

Cards Against Humanity is the only thing that gets me

11:25pm April 14, 2014

asylum-art:

One of The most famous digital artist Erik Johansson

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Erik Johansson creates realistic photos of impossible scenes — capturing ideas, not moments. In this witty how-to, the Photoshop wizard describes the principles he uses to make these fantastical scenarios come to life, while keeping them visually plausible.